Saturday, May 08, 2004
(Got this thing from here... this one is with my own embellishments :P)
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references, and wasn't in the correct research paper format
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt that he wrote it himself. Plagarism!
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what other major contribution has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific commitee had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board to get permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told the students to read the books.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top, in the desert, or in a burning bush.
17. If his students question his methods, he grades them rather harshly (and corporal punishment is largely frowned upon).
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